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英语脑筋急转弯大全

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1. What letter is a part of the head? A: I

2. What letter sounds a useful insect? A: B

3. What letter is neither I nor he? A: U

4. What letter is an exclamation of surprise? A: O

5. What letter is a large body of water? A: C

6. What letter is a drink? A: T

7. What is in the middle of the night? A: G

8. What letter is a question? A: Y

9. What part of a clock is always old? A: the second hand

10. What has four legs but can’t run? A: bed , desk

11. I have hands and a face, but I can’t touch or smile, what am I? A: watch, clock

12. What question can you never answer “yes” to “?”? A: Are you asleep?

13. What begins with T, ends with T, and full with T? A: teapot

14. What comes twice in a moment, once in a minute and never in a hundred years? A: M

15. What tables de we often see in fields? A: vegetable

16. Which two words can be pronounced fast and quick? A : fast, quick

17. Which is the longest word in English? A: smiles

18. What is white when it is dirty? A: blackboard

19. What is that which you break by even naming it? A: silence

20. In another three years Tom will be three times as old as he was three years ago. How old is Tom now? A: He is six

21. I am something that can run but can’t walk. What am I? A: water

22. I am something that has teeth, but can’t eat. What am I? A: a comb

23. I am something that every living person has seen, but no one will ever see me again. What am I? A: yesterday

24. I am something that always increases the more I shared with others. What am I? A: happiness

25. It wasn’t my sister, nor my brother, but still was the child of my father and mother. Who was it? A: myself

26. Two Indians are standing on a hill, and one is the father of the other’s son. What relation are two Indians to each other? A: husband & wife

27. What belongs only to you and yet is used more by others than yourself?A: your name

28. Ten men were in a boat. The boat tipped over and nine men got their hair wet. Why didn’t the teeth man get his hair wet? A: He was bald.

29. Why is it useless to send a telegram to Washington today? A: Because he is dead.

30. What country is popular on Thanksgiving Day? A: Turkey

31. What city is a famous President? A: Lindon or Washington

32. What country does the cook use? A: Greece (greese)

33. What two numbers multiplied together will give you seven? A They are 7&1)

34. What is it that gives light to the world although it is black it self?A: Ink

35. What fruit is never found singly? A: A pear

36. What is it that has legs but can’t walk? A: a table or a chair

37. What is it that is the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space, the beginning of every end, the end of every race? A: the letter “E”

38. what is it that falls often but never gets hurt? A: snow

39. What is it that you cannot see, but is always before you? A: the future

40. What is it that doesn’t ask questions but must be answered? A: a telephone

41. What is it that can carry a message to anybody in any tow? A: a letter

42. What word, when deprired of one of its letters, makes you sick? A: M (music)----------you sick

43. What word of five letters has six left after you take you away ? A: sixty

44. From the letters PNLLEEEESSSSS a single English word can be made. What is it? A: sleeplessness

45. What nation is dreaded by schoolboys? A: Examination

46. What nation is a fanciful nation? A: Imagination

47. Though I dance at a ball. I am nothing at all. A: a shadow

48. What is it you can touch, and also you can fell; It has neither size nor shape, but just the same, it’s real . A: the air

49. What nation is a teacher’s nation? A: Explanation

50. We are very large though we seen small, we float on high and never fall, we shine like jewels in the night, but in the day are hid from sight. What are we? A: starts

51. I am something that is full of holes and yet can hold water. What am I?A: a sponge

52. What kind of table has no legs? A: timetable

53. What has a neck but no throat? A: a bottle

54. What has an eye but can not see? A: a needle

55. What are the most difficult ships to conquer? A: hardships

56. What carries his house with him? A: a snail or tortoise

57. What room can no one enter? A: mushroom

58. What is the most disagreeable month for soldiers? A: a long march

59. What is the worst weather for rats and mice? A: when it rains cats and dogs

60. What man cannot live inside the house? A: a snowman

61. What star is not seen in the sky? A: a film star

62. What changes a pear into a peal? A: a little “L”

63. What match cannot be put in a match—box? A: football, basketball, volleyball

64. What is always filled when it is used and empty when at rest? A: a shoe

65. What is there in your house that ought to be looked into? A: mirror

66. When I eat I live, when I drink I die, what am I? A: fire

67. Do you know when a story is like a cherry? A: when it is read

68. What does it mean? S n o w A: snow is falling

69. Which letter of alphabet goes all round Great Britain? A: C (sea)

70. What can stand and go at the same time? A: clock

71. What goes all over the house, but touches nothing? A: your voice

72. What goes through a door but never goes in or comes out? A: keyhole

73. What becomes higher when head is off? A: a pillow

74. Why is the letter “D” like a sailor? A: because it follows the C (sea)

75. What country is useful at mealtime? A: china

76. What county is good for skaters? A: Iceland

77. I have cities but no houses; forests but no trees, rivers without water; what am I? A: a map

78. I am something that never asks any questions, but I demand a great many answers, what am I? A: doorbell

79. I am something everybody tends to overlook no matter how careful he is, what am I? A: your nose

80. I am something that makes everything visible but am myself unseen, what am I? A: light

81. I am something that is too much for me, enough for tow, but nothing at all for three, what am I? A: a secret

82. Which runs faster, heat or cold? A: heat, because you can catch cold

83. From what number can you take half and leave nothing? A: 8

84. Add 2 figures to 19 and make it less than 20. A: 19 1/2

85. Can you show that eight 8s added together add up to 1000? A: 888+88+8+8+8

86. What is it that goes up the hill and down the hill and yet stands still?A: the road

87. What is it that bas 2 heads, 6 feet, 1 tail, and 4 ears? A: a man on horseback

88. What is it that we never borrow but often return? A: thanks

89. What is it that everyone can devide, but no one can see the place at which it has been devide? A: water

90. What is it that we have in the December but that we do not have in any other month? A: letter D

91. What is it that goes up but never goes down? A: age

92. What is it that passes in front of the sun yet casts no shadow? A: wind

93. What is it that when once lost you can find again? A: time

94. A houseful, a roomful, cannot catch a spoonful. A: smoke

95. 32 white houses on a red hill, now they go and now they stand still. A: teeth

96. What is deep as a house , and round as a cup ,and all the king’s horses can’t draw it up? A: well

97. Little Nanny Etticite, in a white petticoat, holding up a bright red rose. The longer she stands, the short she grows. A: candle

98. Neither a plane nor a bird am I , though you will see me in the sky ,full of water ,yet not the sea or a river, what can I be ? A: cloud

99. You can press your attire when I contact a wire . A: an electric iron

100. What can you break without touching it? A: your promise

101. What can you see with your eyes shut? A: dream

102. What can you drop without losing anything? A: a bad habit

103. What is a well-known put-up job? A: the paper on the wall

104. What port of a watch do we use we greet someone? A: hour hand

105. What part of a watch is always old? A: the second hand

106. What soap is the hardest? A: castile(cast steel)

107. What relation is the doorstep to the doormat? A: stepfather

108. What roof never keeps out the wet? A: the roof of your mouth

109. What man’ business is best when things are dullest? A: a knife-sharpener

110. What is the most difficult key to turn? A: donkey

111. What bridge is the smallest one in the world? A: the bridge of a nose

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