英语小笑话带翻译合集，英语小笑话带翻译精选
一、英语小笑话带翻译精选
1、The manager of a fast-food franchise was approached by a teenager looking for a job. “Have you had any experience with fast food?”the manager asked.
一位少年来封一家快餐馆找工作，经理问他:“你有在快餐店工作的经脸吗7”
The young man paused for a moment.“Well，“he replied，”I’ve eaten a lot of it.”
年轻人想了想说:“这么说吧，我吃过很多次快餐。”
2、A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: “God, what is a million dollars to you?” and God says: “A penny”, then the man says: “God, what is a million years to you?” and God says: “a second”, then the man says: “God, can I have a penny?” and God says “In a second”
一男子进入教堂和上帝对话.他问:”主啊, 一百万美元对你意味着多少?”上帝回答:”一便士.”男子又问:”那一百万年呢?”上帝说:”一秒钟.”最后男子请求道:”上帝,我能得到一便士吗?”上帝回答:”过一秒钟.”
3、Uncle: How did Jim do in his history examination?
Mother: Oh, not at all well, but there, it wasn’t his fault. They asked him，things that happened before the poor boy was born.
舅舅：吉姆这孩子历史考得怎么样?
母亲：唉，糟透了。可话又说回来，这也不能怪他。嗨，他们尽问一些这个可怜的孩子出生前的事儿。
二、英语小笑话带翻译推荐
1、”Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?”
“A lot of little holes tied together with strings.” replied the little girl.
“你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗，安？” 老师发问道。
“把许多小孔用绳子栓在一起就成了鱼网了。” 小女孩回答道。
2、A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog. He asks the shopkeeper “Does
your dog bite?”
The shopkeeper says “No my dog does not bite.”
The man tries to pet the dog and the dog bites him. “Ouch” he says “I thought you said your dog does not bite!”
The shopkeeper replies “That is not my dog.”
一个男人走进了一家商店，看到了一个可爱的小狗，于是他问店主：“你的狗咬人吗？”
店主说：“不，我的狗不咬人。”
这个男人就试图抚摸狗，然后狗咬了他。“哎呀”他说：“我还以为你说你的狗不咬人呢！”
店主和他说：“那不是我的狗。”